Anika’s Blog

Hello neglected readers. I’m off to Edinburgh tomorrow (13th August) and I’ll be back late on the 23rd. I won’t have my phone with me, so if you want to get hold of me during that time you’ll have to email. For those of you who were trying to arrange things last time I was away, this time it’s just for fun and all organised in advance, so I shouldn’t be away any longer than expected.

Hey, here’s an announcement that I probably should have made sooner. Sirens, a lovely night at which I’ve twirled tassles for many years, has moved to The Latest Music Bar (ex Joogleberry). We finally have a weekend slot, so if you’ve ever wanted to see me perform it’s a great opportunity. It’s this Friday at 10pm (shows scheduled for 11-12:30) and tickets are £7 (£5 conc.). We’ve got no idea if this one will be a sell-out or not (it’s a small venue), so get your tickets here or arrive early if you want to be sure.

Click below for a taste of the fantastic sights that await you:

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At the weekend Charlie and I did our second stag party duo show, and I think we’ve got the hang of it now. It was a lot of fun and with wedding season approaching we’d like to do more of that sort of thing.

We’re both experienced in burlesque, pole and lap dancing, and being uninhibited perverts. We can put together anything from a cheeky striptease that wouldn’t embarrass your mum (depending how your mum feels about nipple tassles) to something very raunchy (and embarrassing for your stag or birthday boy, if you think he deserves it). Just tell us what you want.

Our duo price is £200 for half an hour or £300/hour. Halve that if you only want one of us, and Vienna might also be able to join us if you think three would be better.

I’ve switched from incall days to incalls on demand. The drawback if it’s your first booking with me I’ll be taking a £20 deposit (I’ll return it if you cancel with reasonable notice) to deter timewasters, but if you’re not a timewaster it’s great.

The rates are the same as my outcall rates (which now start at £250 for 90 minutes), and I’ll be available with a minimum of one hour’s notice. Advance booking is stilll preferable.

Also, my friend Charlie is out of retirement and available for double bookings. She doesn’t advertise so I can’t show you a profile, but she’s a petite Latin lady and we’re very good together.

My site was hacked, I believe it happened on the 21st of October. It wasn’t anything visible, instead a script was added which may have caused your computer to download malware. I didn’t find out until an hour and a half ago, I’ve spent the time having a good clean-up and changing my passwords.

I’m really sorry if anyone’s been affected by this. If you visited my site between the 21st and  26th, please scan your computer.

I’ve booked the room again next Wednesday. The rates are now the same as my outcall rates, starting at £250 for an hour and a half. I’ll be right near Brighton station and there’s an en-suite bathroom, so come and see me.

Good news for those of you who prefer incalls, I have use of a room near Brighton station this Friday and if all goes well I plan to book it for a day about once every week.

If this becomes regular I intend to use the same rates as I do for outcalls, but for this week I’ll charge £20 an hour less, so it’ll be:

90 minutes: £220
Two hours: £260
Subsequent hours: £80

If you want to book, please call me between noon and midnight or email me.

Incalls are only available on Friday this week and no other dates have been decided yet.

Please note, I don’t have incall facilities. A few times a year (in theory) I book somewhere and offer incalls on those specific dates. There are posts on my blog promoting my most recent dates, which have passed.

If you’d like to be notified when I’m next planning incalls, you can subscribe to my blog or my mailing list.

Change of plan. I’m back from Istanbul and not going off to Wales just yet.

I’m going to be away for a bit. Ten days to two weeks, from Thursday.

Who’s got time to see me before I go? I’m horny and need something to see me through.

I’m in my incall flat now. It’s very nice, come see me if you can.

I don’t have much time free before Friday (some availability on Tuesday only) at the moment, but you can get in contact anyway as there may be cancellations. I’m still available on Friday and Saturday.

Rates are:
90 minutes: £200
Two hours: £240
Then £80/hour.

Don’t forget you can also arrange a threesome with me and my friend Vienna on Friday.

Don’t forget I’m doing incalls at the beginning of March, it’s just over a week away now! Read my previous entry if you missed it.

Vienna has volunteered to come along if anyone’s up for a threesome. She’ll be available on the Sunday, Monday and Friday. She has a day job so if you want her to join us during office hours we’ll need an advance deposit and at least a two hour booking.

Rates for doubles will be:
90 minutes: £400
Two hours: £480
Then £140/hour

It’s been over a year since I last did this, can you believe it? Sorry to keep you waiting so long.

This time I’ve booked a flat in Brighton and will have five days available for incalls. I’ll be keeping myself fresh and feisty by accepting no more than two bookings a day. I’ll be available every day from Sunday the 2nd of March to Saturday the 9th, except for Thursday the 6th. Book early for the best chance of getting the date you want.

Incall rates will be:
90 minutes: £200
Two hours: £240
Subsequent hours: £80.

I’m going to be very close to Pool Valley coach station, right next to some bus stops, and less than a mile from the train station. I encourage you to come to me by public transport, but if you decide to drive I recommend you park in an NCP car park nearby, or at the free car park at the Marina from where you can walk or take a bus or taxi into the centre of town.

When we arrange a booking I’ll take your full name, which I’ll confirm by looking at your passport or driving license when we meet.

Please see the rest of my site for information about myself, my services, and how to contact me.

Well… rebooting my phone seems to have fixed it. I really should have thought of that before. Yes, it’s been at least two months since I last turned it off (I switch to silent instead).

I just realised that I haven’t received any texts or voicemail notifications in the last few weeks, possibly not since October. I’m sorry if you left me a message and I didn’t get back to you, I had no idea. My messages are only saved for three days so I don’t know what I’ve missed.

If you’re a regular who’s tried to contact me by text, I haven’t been ignoring you either. Please call or email me.

This problem is ongoing. I’ll update when it’s resolved.