My phone is off and won’t come back on for the next four weeks, while I’m studying hard. I hope you have fun without me.
I’ll still be checking my emails now and then and I might even put in a post or two, but given my recent record I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Oh you’re right, I’ve had two reviews in the last few months actually, but I’ve been rubbish at updating.
And here’s one on plink (thanks goldboy, you seemed like a real person too :P).
They both asked if I’d mind them writing a review, and I already thanked vinny for his. I can’t see anything to object to really, they’re hardly full of sordid details, and it’s nice for potential clients to have something other than my own nonsense to read.
There are reviews in which aren’t as nice. A friend of mine has one from her parlour days which is hilarious, but clearly more to do with the writer’s fantasy than anything that happened in the 20 minutes they spent together, and it does make a girl feel a bit icky. All the ones I’ve had have been more or less tasteful though, click the “reviews” link if you want to investigate!
Hello. Sorry I’ve been so quiet. I’m posting this as an announcement, so first the most important bit:
I’ve signed up for an intensive course from the 9th of January to the 3rd of February, and I won’t be taking any bookings during that time. If you’ve been meaning to see me sometime soon, now’s the time to book! I’ll also be away for a few days over Christmas.
Sorry to those of you who’ve been coming along hoping to see a new post, but since it’s only a couple and I seem to have run out of steam regarding any regular posting schedule, it’ll be haphazard from now on. If you want to keep up, consider subscribing with the options on the sidebar. Email subscription should notify you when I have a new post, or you can use RSS to aggregate my blog along with any other websites you want to keep track of. If you’ve never used a feed reader before, a few of the many options are described here, and if you have a mail program on your computer then that can probably handle feeds too. If you don’t read any other blogs, columns or webcomics regularly you could have a look at some of the things I read, on the right.
I’ll try to get something a bit more interesting up soon.
Hello! I’ve decided to have a go at shorter bookings. At the moment they’re available on the same basis as 90 minute bookings, but conditions and prices may change or they could disappear all together, so get in there if you’re interested. See my Rates page for details.
That’s the announcement bit. Below is what I’m thinking.
It’s still weighted towards 1.5+ hours and especially against the single hour, because I’ve done a few of those and I thought the timing was weird. I had to leave as soon as my client had come and I think proper sex should end with some snuggling. Half an hour is a different thing altogether and I’ll have to see how that goes for me, but if you don’t mind paying £120 I don’t mind trying it out.
When I started work I was basically cool with the sex for cash thing. More than cool actually, I thought it was brilliant and the whole thing turned me on. There was a bit of snobbiness/insecurity though which I suspect is quite common, in that I thought if I was going to shag any one person for money it had to be enough money. Enough is quite arbitrary, and in my case it came from the champagne bar where I got started. It was £400ish to take me out, and I wasn’t charging by time but found that two hours was about right, so I put down £400 for two hours. I don’t know if that would have worked as well in Brighton as it did in Copenhagen because I soon got impatient (it seemed like a long time but was probably less than a week) and went down to £300, which was more in line with general rates. I’d like to think that by being in contact with other hookers I soon got over myself as far as enough was concerned, but I stuck with the two hour minimum because it worked for me and because at the time I didn’t like to do more than one booking a day so it made sense to go for longer ones.
Now I don’t find bookings as emotionally demanding and I like the odd day when I get three. (That’s probably disappointing for some people, but it’s still easy to be my first client of the day and if that’s what you’re after please just tell me rather than trying to book me when I’m going to be half-asleep.) I started offering 90 minutes at some point when I realised that was a pretty good booking length but didn’t bother with the single hours because as I said, I’m not sure about them. I never really considered half hours because to fit with my existing pricing and the way I work they’d need to be pretty expensive, but other ladies have told me that they set a half hour fee of £120-140 just so people would stop asking, but clients were interested at that price. So if that’s your thing, go for it. (Just be aware that you don’t get to string it out to an hour, and if you try to make it a GFE rather than a quickie I might have to send you home before I’ve got your trousers off.)
I like foot fetishists, but I’ve only had two or three in my career, which is a bit sad but not that surprising given the lack of pictures. So, there’s some pictures of my feet! I hope you like them. Click to see the gallery.
For the rest of you, there’s a little update to my performance gallery. I changed the last picture to one from last summer. I got a lot of tips that evening and I wasn’t even dancing!
I’ve uploaded a movie clip on adultwork. It’s a bit later on from the same recording as the last one, and like that one it’ll disappear once it stops getting more than one view a day, so have a look now! This one’s only 30p.
I’ve also started doing webcam shows again after a break of um, five years. It’s a bit different to when I did it on AW before when it was only pre-booked shows, but DirectCam is going well. At the moment I’m charging £1/minute in group mode or £1.60 in private, or you can pre-book a session on Skype for £1.50 a minute. I’ve done shows with pole dancing, toys, lots of direction or just doing my own thing, and also some sessions that were mostly chatting, so come along and tell me what you’re into. I broadcast sound and I like to do two-way cam in private sessions.
I’m planning to set some regular(ish) hours soon, but in the meantime the next line shows my DirectCam status. (My adultwork profile will also say when I’m available.)
DirectCam status:
If you want to have a show and you’re having trouble catching me online, you can email me about scheduling a pre-booked session.
And finally, I’d like to do a weekly scheduled group show where I pole dance and striptease for half an hour. I’ll give it a try at 50p 60p a minute (I forgot about the minimum price), so I’m sure some of you would want to come along! I don’t know what would be a good day/time to do it though, so if you’re interested please tell me when you’d like it and I’ll see if there’s any consensus.
So, a few you have seen it. What do you think? If the views drop off after a day or two so it’s only making money for adultwork then I’ll take it down, but if you liked it and would like to see another, I’ll probably do that and let you know on here again. To be honest I wasn’t sure if it worked after I’d seen it a couple of dozen times while I was picking the clip and trying to make the file as small as possible while still looking good. (And I had to mute it because I don’t have a license to use the music I was dancing too.)
I was thinking recently that it would be fun to do a full pole dance/striptease recording at my friend’s studio and have it as a rental movie. That would be much better value: £2.99 minimum price whatever the file size, and I’d be credited for each view. I couldn’t leave that silent though, and the minimum is 15 minutes, which is a lot of music to get permission for! I’m not sure it would be worth the effort of licensing, never mind the expense. Let me know if you like the idea though, and especially if you know a small band who might let me use one of their tracks. (I’m pretty flexible about what I dance to, but it needs to have a good beat and… feeling. It’s hard to describe.) If I could help out with one of their projects in exchange that might be nice.
I’ve just uploaded my first video clip to adultwork, in case anyone’s interested. It’s super-tame, but I thought the bit before I took my bra off was one of the sexier ones. I wrote a relatively long description which doesn’t seem to appear anywhere, so I’ve copied it here.
This is a clip from the same source as the “striptease 1″ album in my private gallery, but it’s better when I’m moving! There’s some gyrating, some close up boobies, a bit on the pole and a bum in your face, all in tiny bra and proper stockings and suspenders, for less than 1/20th the price of a lapdance, and no-one to get prissy if you get a hard-on! This is an experiment: because of payment policy for movie clips I don’t think it’ll be worth having them, so view this one quick before it (probably) goes away.
So yeah, AW keeps all the money from the first time it’s viewed in any one day and to be honest I don’t think that many people are going to care about me in my underwear, so I’ll probably take it down in a few days. Have a look if you’re interested, it’s only 40p.
Hello neglected readers. I’m off to Edinburgh tomorrow (13th August) and I’ll be back late on the 23rd. I won’t have my phone with me, so if you want to get hold of me during that time you’ll have to email. For those of you who were trying to arrange things last time I was away, this time it’s just for fun and all organised in advance, so I shouldn’t be away any longer than expected.
After that last post I went software hunting again and found something that wasn’t overkill and today I spent all day in front of the computer when I should have been out in the sun, and now I have a gallery again! I’m trying to be selective about what I put up this time, but there’s still a few more sets to go. If I feel like publishing pictures of flowers and snails and things again I’ll probably use this blog instead of the gallery page.
Anyway, I hope you like it. I think it’s time I did another photoshoot, so that’s the next step.
Hey, here’s an announcement that I probably should have made sooner. Sirens, a lovely night at which I’ve twirled tassles for many years, has moved to The Latest Music Bar (ex Joogleberry). We finally have a weekend slot, so if you’ve ever wanted to see me perform it’s a great opportunity. It’s this Friday at 10pm (shows scheduled for 11-12:30) and tickets are £7 (£5 conc.). We’ve got no idea if this one will be a sell-out or not (it’s a small venue), so get your tickets here or arrive early if you want to be sure.
Click below for a taste of the fantastic sights that await you:
At the weekend Charlie and I did our second stag party duo show, and I think we’ve got the hang of it now. It was a lot of fun and with wedding season approaching we’d like to do more of that sort of thing.
We’re both experienced in burlesque, pole and lap dancing, and being uninhibited perverts. We can put together anything from a cheeky striptease that wouldn’t embarrass your mum (depending how your mum feels about nipple tassles) to something very raunchy (and embarrassing for your stag or birthday boy, if you think he deserves it). Just tell us what you want.
Our duo price is £200 for half an hour or £300/hour. Halve that if you only want one of us, and Vienna might also be able to join us if you think three would be better.
I’ve switched from incall days to incalls on demand. The drawback if it’s your first booking with me I’ll be taking a £20 deposit (I’ll return it if you cancel with reasonable notice) to deter timewasters, but if you’re not a timewaster it’s great.
The rates are the same as my outcall rates (which now start at £250 for 90 minutes), and I’ll be available with a minimum of one hour’s notice. Advance booking is stilll preferable.
Also, my friend Charlie is out of retirement and available for double bookings. She doesn’t advertise so I can’t show you a profile, but she’s a petite Latin lady and we’re very good together.
My site was hacked, I believe it happened on the 21st of October. It wasn’t anything visible, instead a script was added which may have caused your computer to download malware. I didn’t find out until an hour and a half ago, I’ve spent the time having a good clean-up and changing my passwords.
I’m really sorry if anyone’s been affected by this. If you visited my site between the 21st and 26th, please scan your computer.
I’ve booked the room again next Wednesday. The rates are now the same as my outcall rates, starting at £250 for an hour and a half. I’ll be right near Brighton station and there’s an en-suite bathroom, so come and see me.
Good news for those of you who prefer incalls, I have use of a room near Brighton station this Friday and if all goes well I plan to book it for a day about once every week.
If this becomes regular I intend to use the same rates as I do for outcalls, but for this week I’ll charge £20 an hour less, so it’ll be:
90 minutes: £220
Two hours: £260
Subsequent hours: £80
If you want to book, please call me between noon and midnight or email me.
Incalls are only available on Friday this week and no other dates have been decided yet.
Dear Nigel/Anonymous/Jez,
Yes, you’re being censored. I thought the string of positive comments were just there to create links to your websites, when I realised that none of the websites existed I decided it was a bit weird but not worth deleting. The Christianity = good, Islam = bad ones were also quite odd, I thought my site had been linked somewhere that was sending in bored teenagers. When you came in with negative personal comments I had a look at the IPs and realised one person apparently wrote all those comments. Please get your own blog, or maybe a Twitter.
Please note, I don’t have incall facilities. A few times a year (in theory) I book somewhere and offer incalls on those specific dates. There are posts on my blog promoting my most recent dates, which have passed.
If you’d like to be notified when I’m next planning incalls, you can subscribe to my blog or my mailing list.
If you were traumatised by the last set of pictures (or if you weren’t), I’ve added some tamer naughty schoolgirl/prefect pictures to the performance album, as well as some fairy lights and drag.
I can’t be bothered to put all the tumbnails and links here, so go look at them at the bottom of the album.
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